Eldzhey’s thoughtful song “Minimal”, which many know against their will by heart, pumps clubs and plays in the headphones of schoolchildren and students ... Have you ever wondered why people need music? Somewhere I heard the phrase: "Music inspires the soul." I wonder where such a song will bring the soul of a person? The most primitive rhymes, uninteresting music that can be confused with thousands of other melodies ... If, after this, we are nevertheless compared with birds, then only with roosters: there is more than pathos, but tight flights are far from flying away. As for the meaning of this masterpiece of world commerce, it (I’m not joking) is difficult to comprehend, and ultimately it will not work. Such lines are probably recognizable intuitively. In order to find out for sure what is so reliably hidden in the unpretentious ligature of the "Minimalistic" text, I had to build a time machine and move as far back as the 50th century to the meeting of learned men, who have been watching over progressive thought for centuries. No, I didn’t smoke anything - it’s true. So, flew.
- Dear colleagues, today's meeting is devoted to the study of the history and culture of our ancestors. Professor, you have the floor.
The young Professor mumbled and smacked for a moment, adjusted his glasses and launched the hologram.
- Awesome audio file found! Studies indicate approximately the 21st century. We, colleagues, have a unique opportunity to make a portrait of people of that time! So, I present to your attention the song of Eljey “Minimal”.
He turned on, and everyone froze in business poses.
- Pay attention to the introduction - very similar to a recently found record of the same time ... what was it called?
- Pink wine. It was "Rose Wine," suggested colleagues.
- Exactly, it is.
Everyone froze again in business poses.
- Pay attention to this word. It is often found in artifacts attributed to Aljay. Sayonaraboy. Our scientists have suggested that this is a cipher for communicating with alien civilizations. I give the floor to the Old Professor.
The old Professor stood up and began to broadcast.
- Colleagues, this word has many meanings. Translated from ancient Japanese, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei means "Farewell, a sad teacher." Translation of the word - "goodbye." Also, "Sayonara" - an American film by Joshua Logan based on the novel of the same name by James Michener. It was distant 1957. A film about the American fighter pilot during the Korean War, who later came to Japan ...
- So, that’s all, since we figured it out (no), we turn to the text itself! Time, colleagues, ”the chief interrupted.
After listening to the refrain, the scientists debated for a long time about the place about which the ancestor of the Elge sang.
“I think the scene is the planet of avatars, Pandora.” - said the Old Professor. - Everything is blue, everything is beautiful. That just means "doh * i" ...
- Leave this absurdity, colleague! This is a common prehistoric "club."
Everyone was waiting for the conclusion of the Young Professor about the verse.
- Pay attention how the subtlety of the author’s soul is emphasized - he does not know who she is - but he is fucking because the main thing is the power of love and attraction between young hearts ...
The old Professor nodded enthusiastically. But he was embarrassed to admit to his colleagues that he still did not understand the meaning of the word "fuck * y".
The chorus interrupted the idyll - scientists resumed their argument, but it did not last long.
- Hush, colleagues, wait a minute! Before I include the second verse, I would like to show you an approximate portrait of a hero of that time. A group of scientists and I compiled it on the basis of the studied audio file. Then you yourself will understand everything. Attention to the hologram.
Everyone was silently busy. Because those words that were torn out would not be missed on federal channels.
“Why does he have two heads?” - timidly began the Old Professor.
- According to a historical document, it could be individuals of two species in one body, professor. The first verse was sung by the head on the left - and reached the point that the target, that is, the female, was completely in the zone of attention. When the female was ready for intercourse, her second head expressed her opinion - that she should not molest the defenseless male and, like a bird, fly home. That's all.
- Young Professor, did you manage to decipher the ancient language?
- The term “pi * dating lust” means the main quality of the female, ready for intercourse. That's all.
- And the last question. We all know that literally a century after the release of such audio files, humanity almost died out due to massive disrespect for women. It is known that they rebelled and stopped communicating with men, after which the birth rate fell sharply. Maybe someone wants to speak out on this subject or refute this theory?
There was silence. After a couple of minutes, she was interrupted by the timid voice of the Old Professor.
- What the fuck did I go to the historian? ..
Everyone was silently busy. The meeting is over.
