In 2017, Pharaoh’s released a track called "Wildly, for example." To express my opinion about him, the first verse was enough for me. However, I had to listen to this song about 3 times to be completely confident in my words. In order not to be considered a bore, I will say bluntly: the topic of sex occupies an important place in people's lives, and, of course, this is reflected in the music. But I cannot but ask a number of questions:
Is it true or myth that almost all rep performers in one day comprehended the world of sex, and they liked it so much that they began to sing only about it?
- Is it true or myth that "it is important that it is not a virgin"?
- Is it true or myth that women will always be called in songs with * kami?
- Is it true or myth that “in this club everyone will ever die”?
What is true - I know: it's all wild, for example. And if you want to know what a myth is, here it is:
High-high in the mountains ... or rather, on Mount Olympus, an important meeting of all gods, demigods, nymphs and mythical creatures has been going on for an hour now. The issue was resolved extremely important.
“I’ll take him to my place, let him stay there for a month, come to my senses, take a ride on a boat ...” repeated Hades from the Kingdom of the Dead.
“It was so good, so good ... it was ...” Aphrodite wailed, not ceasing.
- And I think it's your fault - you came up with this bastard, you started releasing. Tasty, of course, but here's what happened! - presented the Centaur to the god of winemaking Dionysius.
“This is not your fault, O Dionysius.” He himself is guilty of what he did. - concluded Zeus.
In simple terms and avoiding long intros: Orpheus swelled.
The great musician of all Ancient Greece was undergoing a creative crisis. No one has heard music for a long time. No one has seen Sober Orpheus for a long time.
- Everything ... normal ... lag ... from me ...
Nothing showed hope for his way out of hard drinking.
- So, that's enough. Someone must already make him recover! - Athena interrupted the drunken monologue.
- I think so too. - said Zeus. “I'm sure that there is one, or one to whom it will be subject to pull him out of this agony.” Eurydice, for example! She is his wife ...
- EVRIKAAAA!
“Not Eureka, but Eurydice.” Drunk. - said the Centaur.
- How did you say there, about Zeus ?? Repeat the last ... your phrase ...
- Eurydice, for example. - repeated Zeus
- Favorite !! Thank!! You gave me ...
- Orpheus!
“… Inspiration!” A new breath ... Lives ... Idea.
Orpheus got up, washed his face with cold water, took the harp and went away. About five minutes he did not appear.
Finally, he entered the meeting almost evenly.
- What happened?
- I wrote a song.
Everyone looked at each other with hope and interest.
“But I will not sing it.” I have found great talent. He will sing my creation ...
Everyone held their breath. (Actually because it smelled of fumes)
- PHARAOH !!!
Silence.
“Of course, I'm a shitty politician ...” the Centaur began. - But how the be ... we do not have the best relations with Egypt.
- He is in Moscow.
- And there are also pharaohs? I thought there were princes ...
At this, the gods of Olympus left the meeting.
***
After some time, a terrible thing happened. The gods heard the song. And then they gathered for the most important meeting, but without Orpheus.
- Hades presents to you his project, which will help Orpheus to recover. I beg.
- Generally. One of us "type" is bitten by a snake. And one of us "type" will die forever. Since Orpheus treats everyone well, he will certainly go to save someone from the Kingdom of the Dead. And there you can’t look back at the one you are saving. The rule is this. And we will include this song, he will turn back to see who sings it. And can’t save anyone. Then we will say that this is prank, well, and we will teach a lesson at the same time. What do you think??
“I think the plan is bad.” For we are gods and cannot die from a snake bite. - said Artemis.
- Yes. No offense, but it's clumsy. - said the Centaur.
- Then it will not be a god, but a nymph.
- Eurydice, for example !!!
In conclusion, it is hardly worth saying that I would not want to destroy the beautiful myth of Orpheus and Eurydice. Although, I would not be surprised if, accidentally hearing a track like "Wildly, for example," Dionysius becomes the boss of Olympus. Well, we earthlings are forced to get used to primitive beats, a monotonous creaky voice, a monotonous melody and predictable rhymes. One can only hope that sooner or later Orpheus will come out of hard drinking and will delight us with his music.
How to write well
Clarissa
